boburnham asked:
this is a music video i made for my ep. its on itunes in HD. i meant to post this earlier. enjoy!
thank you to WAVERLYFILMS for making this
music and lyrics by bo burnham
High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin on beer
I like soda, wheres the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin and the music is loud
Youre really drunk and youre looking sad
Its like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
Girl, youre bodies like what
conjunction junction, thats a fine ass but
Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nut
And I said
Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, were taking a walk(wok)nothing?
Youre going to love me the way my uncle did
Except youre not gonna to go to court for doin it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, youre giving me head
Im gonna love you the right way
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say
Girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed
Even though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
Were both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no…I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
Girl
Girl
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Dont thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys dont go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm
ARNOLDO
Comments
Lol,
“Guys dont go down well i am what the f*** is that i should have brought my diagram”
Horse shoe for beer pong lol
not the best singer or rapper or whatever but you gotta admit hes reallly clever
hehe, nice you making proper music videos now, without corrupting the flow of the music, good job.
Hmm never heard of your vids. But im sure your way better……….yaaaaaa
GANGSTA RAP FANS!!!!!!!
i just uploaded a video a few minutes ago!
check it out!
Dude I got your ep, and i only listen to heavy/death metal. Somehow your cd mixes in well and gets me through my workday man. you are the best.
wow. well you’re a bitch.
Wow you’re 17 and you have like 138 thousand subscribers. I’m 17 also, but have 250 subscribers lol. What a BIG difference haha
u have to love the rubik’s cube t-shirt
date rape ad lol
im lik a cashew in a lollipop u gotta keep suckin till u get to the nut lollolol he makes a weird ass face lol
damn didnt notice that lol, hes tall as shit.
hilarious prank on my profile
check it out
at 1:44 look at how tall he is compared to the size of the room
yeah, prolly like 6′2″ or 3″
Okay in the My Whole Family on he talks about being like EltonJohn and that white suit is soooo Elton John it’s painful… though somehow still hot on Bo… weird and awkward. btw 6′ is totally tall whom ever said otherwise is wrong. I’m 5′1″ I’d have to crane my neck til it snapped to see someone that tall’s face.
he’s really tall. i was surprised too when i saw him live. 6′4 6′5 sounds bout right, actually.
theres no way hes 6′5″
Bo this is hilarious
